Dragonball Evolution Live Blog.

So, I managed to get a copy of a large chunk of the live new terrible live action movie, "Dragonball Evolution", which came out in theaters in Japan just a few days ago, and comes out in theaters in the US next month. I did not watch the entire movie, though I have seen various chunks of the movie already. What I watched today were the scenes leading up to the ending, and the ending itself.

The following is an IM with my buddy Tsukento. Tsukento and I are both HUGE fans of Dragonball, and have been since our early childhood. Both of us are basically walking, talking Dragonball Encyclopedias.

The following IM conversation is mostly just my rantings as I watched the ending of the movie, my immediate impressions as the events unfolded. It is pretty brief convo, and I will probably write a real review tomorrow, or the next day. I just wanted to convey my emotions while I watched this travesty.

THIS DOES CONTAIN SPOILERS .. kind .. if you even give a rats ass.




















Z NO LMT (10:11:41 PM): this movie is really bad
Tsukento X (10:11:50 PM): Took you that long to figure?
Z NO LMT (10:11:56 PM): no like seriously
Z NO LMT (10:12:03 PM): the acting is aweful
Z NO LMT (10:12:23 PM): like even if it wasn't a bastardization of dragonball
Z NO LMT (10:12:28 PM): it would still be a terrible movie
Z NO LMT (10:14:19 PM): OH S***
Z NO LMT (10:14:22 PM): KAMEHAME HA OF LIFE !!
Z NO LMT (10:14:29 PM): this is bs
Z NO LMT (10:14:32 PM): he got shot and is dieing
Z NO LMT (10:14:42 PM): Goku can take a bullet to the head and just get pissed off in dragonball
Z NO LMT (10:15:17 PM): "Grandpa how, how do I defeat Oozaru" NEW WORST LINE EVARRR
Z NO LMT (10:16:01 PM): mutaito is not dead
Z NO LMT (10:16:06 PM): and he is the black ghost buster
Tsukento X (10:16:08 PM): Do they not even know what Oozaru means?
Z NO LMT (10:16:12 PM): of course not
Z NO LMT (10:16:39 PM): they have to get to dragon temple
Z NO LMT (10:18:25 PM): dude, this is s***
Z NO LMT (10:18:29 PM): i don't even know whats going on anymore
Z NO LMT (10:18:33 PM): everything is happening hella fast
Z NO LMT (10:19:24 PM): goku put on his orange and blue gi for some reason
Z NO LMT (10:19:47 PM): YOU WILL BECOME OOZARUUUUuuuUu
Z NO LMT (10:20:18 PM): finally get to see crappy oozaru
Z NO LMT (10:20:24 PM): 18th birthday
Z NO LMT (10:20:28 PM): oozaru serves piccolo
Z NO LMT (10:20:32 PM): wtf were they thinkinhg?
Z NO LMT (10:21:00 PM): ok, goku just became the wolfman
Tsukento X (10:21:10 PM): Only with an eclipse.
Z NO LMT (10:21:13 PM): of course
Z NO LMT (10:21:17 PM): and only after his 18th birthday
Z NO LMT (10:21:53 PM): piccolo explained goku's origin in like 5 seconds
Z NO LMT (10:22:43 PM): oozaru goku is completely CG
Z NO LMT (10:22:48 PM): and looks like s***
Z NO LMT (10:23:16 PM): looks like something between a gorilla and vampire bat
Z NO LMT (10:23:29 PM): Goku "My grandfather taught me, first rule, there are no rules"
Tsukento X (10:23:51 PM): Also movie seems to suggest that Piccolo came to Earth before with another Saiyan.
Z NO LMT (10:24:13 PM): omg
Z NO LMT (10:24:18 PM): why is the goku piccolo fihgt
Z NO LMT (10:24:23 PM): just like the neo smith fight
Z NO LMT (10:24:25 PM): from matrix 3
Z NO LMT (10:24:30 PM): only w/ fireballs
Z NO LMT (10:25:39 PM): these monologues are retarded
Z NO LMT (10:26:07 PM): WORST KAMEHAMEHA EVARRR
Z NO LMT (10:27:16 PM): yay !
Z NO LMT (10:27:22 PM): magic dragonball chant
Z NO LMT (10:27:26 PM): omfg this is lame
Z NO LMT (10:30:50 PM): that was the worst ending to anything ever
Z NO LMT (10:30:57 PM): also, the piccolo part must be after the credits
Tsukento X (10:31:02 PM): Yeah.
Z NO LMT (10:31:03 PM): which didn't get into this video
Tsukento X (10:31:04 PM): I was about to say
Tsukento X (10:31:09 PM): Wait until after the credits.
Z NO LMT (10:31:09 PM): because
Z NO LMT (10:31:18 PM): it cuts out when the credits start
Z NO LMT (10:31:29 PM): the piccolo battle was really really bad
Z NO LMT (10:31:39 PM): and after, piccolo is just laying on the ground
Z NO LMT (10:31:45 PM): then they leave him alone
Z NO LMT (10:31:54 PM): i wanna cry now
Z NO LMT (10:46:37 PM): I'm gonna post part of this IM
Z NO LMT (10:46:40 PM): but 'll take your name out
Tsukento X (10:46:47 PM): lol Don't have to.
Z NO LMT (10:46:52 PM): ok fine
Z NO LMT (10:46:58 PM): gonna put it on facebook
Z NO LMT (10:47:01 PM): and blogger
Tsukento X (10:48:49 PM): Haha.