Camo Pig.

Adorable.

Pandemic Part 2.

So today was part 2 of the South Park Pandemic episode .. Guinea pigs dressed in adorable outfits attacked South Park. It was the greatest episode EVARRR !! If you know me at all, you SHOULD know that I love Guinea Pigs ..

I'm glad no Guinea Pigs were harmed in the episode, but I found it kinda strange that the Peruvian flue music drove the Guinea Pigs away .. cuz Genji and my pigs loved the music.

Genji thought it was hilarious, and now I need to get him and the other pigs costumes for Halloween.

The leader of the killer Guinea Pigs was (of course), a Guinea Pirate:


But there were also Guinea rats, bunnies, bees, even a terrifying Guinea-Saurus Rex:


All equally adorable.

Here are some clips from the episode:
What Did That?
Guinea Rats?

Well now, it looks like 'm gonna have to find/make Genji and my pigs costumes for Halloween .. ideas anyone?

Fly Trap.

So I made this today while I was helping out in Flash Class.

Took like 20 minutes or so.
It was a good exercise. kinda makes me want to make something awesome on flash. If only I had the time.

Fake Man & La Muerte Peluda

Oh Fake Man .. Took me a while, but I finally figured out how to beat you .. I'll Finish you off tomorrow.

Anywho, if you have not yet seen the most recent episode of South Park, I highly recommend that you do. It was hilarious .. and "La Muerte Peluda" may leave you "startled". I won't spoil it for you, just know that I found it particularly funny.

Disappointing MGS4 Lauch Event

So, I went to the MGS4 launch event today. I waited in line for over 4 hours only to be denied when I was finally near the front of the line. This seriously sucked, considering I got there so many hours early, and they kicked everyone out half an hour before the event was scheduled to end.

I was planning on getting my game signed, as well as a calorie mate box.

I noticed that very few people there had actually played much of the game, and several had just gotten it this morning. Some Japanese guys were going around interviewing people, and nobody they interviewed had anything very interesting to say .. this is when I intervened.

They were interviewing the guy behind me .. he was really boring and talking about how much he liked covert ops .. so when they were finishing up, I chimed in and told them "I actually beat the game already." and after a few seconds of deliberation in japanese between them, they turned back to me said "We want to interview you!", so they did.

First they asked me how much time I spent playing the game, and I told them "17 and a half hours over the past two days."

Then they asked me what I thought about it, and I told them that I liked how it incorporated aspects from all the metal gear games in this one ..

Then they asked me if I had any messages for Kojima and I said "SIGN MY STUFF !!" and whipped out my copy of MGS4 and a box of Calorie Mates ..

TOO BAD I DIDN'T GET THEM SIGNED !! I mean seriously .. WTF .. I didn't even get a damn dogtag.

I'm seriously disappointed .. I waited all that time, I devoted the past two days to that game, and totally DOMINATED it.

I think I deserved to get my game signed.

After it was over i stuck around for a little while .. The guys that interviewed me saw me in the window and pointed, then talked to the security guys, but I couldn't get in.

As a last resort, I waited till Kojima walked by, and put my calorie mate and MGS4 box up to the window .. he saw the calorie mate, pointed at it, and laughed, so at least I got that.

I'm still pissed that I didn't get a damn signature on my game after I waited so long .. total bull.

I might go to AX and see if David Hayter will sign it .. maybe .. maybe not.

MGS4: Done

It is official. It took me 17 hours 34 minutes and 12 seconds over the past two days, but I did it. I got, and beat MGS4. This means I can watch the bonus disk now !! All right !!

In the morning I'm going to the official launch event at the Metreon and get Kojima to sign my game !!

I guess I'll start it on hard now .. just for kicks .. maybe a lil MGO ..

Don't worry, I wont ruin the end for you .. unless you want me to.

Ice Cream Fork.

You ever notice ..

Even though it seems like a dumb idea to eat ice cream with a fork, the fork somehow makes it taste better?

That is to say .. "Ice cream tastes better if you use a fork to eat it."

Surely someone will back me up on this one. Maybe we should conduct a case study, run a few experiments and delve deeper into the psychological effects of spoons vs. forks.

Would a spork be somewhere in the middle? Or would the spork be superior to all?

There is only one way to find out. I'll be sure to share my findings.